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Offline DoggyDaddy

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Not Politically Correct - So What
« on: December 04, 2009, 12:59:40 pm »
   
                 Ok, Ok ....................... so it's not politically correct,  
                 and even tastless but I had to pass it along.  

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       Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting
       over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk.
  
      The older of the two pulls a bag out of her purse and starts
      flipping through photos.
                
      They start reminiscing. 'This is my oldest son Mohammed.
      He would have been 24 years old now.'
        'Yes, I remember him as a baby,' says the other mother
         cheerfully.
        'He's a martyr now though,' mum confides.
        'Oh, so sad dear,' says the other.
        And this is my second son Kalid. He would have been 21.'
        'Oh, I remember him,' says the other happily, 'he had such
         curly hair when he was born'.
        'He's a martyr too,' says mum quietly.
        'Oh, gracious me,' says the other.
        'And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed.
         He would have been 18,' she whispers.
        'Yes,' says the friend enthusiastically, 'I remember when
         he first started school.'
        'He's a martyr also,' says mum, with tears in her eyes.
        After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother
         looks wistfully at the photographs and says,
                         "They blow up so fast, don't they?"
« Last Edit: December 04, 2009, 01:02:22 pm by DoggyDaddy »
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Not Politically Correct - So What
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2010, 05:14:56 pm »
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
operated by a fellow cannibal.
 
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....


                                   MENU


      + Tourist:                                                  $5.00

      + Broiled  Missionary:                                $10.00

      + Fried  Explorer:                                      $15.00

      + Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican:     $100.00


The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
 "Why such a price difference for the Politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
« Last Edit: June 10, 2010, 05:18:03 pm by DoggyDaddy »
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Re: Not Politically Correct - So What
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2010, 06:14:21 pm »
Why does a farmers weather vane have a cock on it ???

Because if it had a cunt on it would just whistle.....

Sorry ladies.
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Re: Not Politically Correct - So What
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2010, 02:57:51 pm »
A plane was going to crash so the pilot anounced that
he had to start getting rid of weight.
 
Good news was re released all the luggage but then
he needed to start releasing passengers.
 
He said he would go in alphabetical order
 
Are there any Africans aboard--no one replies
Any Blacks aboard-no one replies
Ant colored folks aboard-no one replies
 
A lillte boy looks at his Mom and says arn't we
African American, Black and colored?
 
Mom, replies No, son today we are niggers.
The little boy looks at the spanish boy in the next row and says--
-mexicans are before niggers so your next--
 
The mexican boy relies--no today I am a wetback so long NIGGER!!!!!!--

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Re: Not Politically Correct - So What
« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2010, 11:35:58 pm »
The COWBOY Solution to save Gasoline

OBAMA wants us to cut the amount of gasoline we use.....

The best way to stop using so much Gasoline is to
deport 20 million illegal immigrants!

That would be 20 million less people using our gas.

The price of gas would come down.....
Bring our troops home from Afghanistan to guard the borders....

When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the
Border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Afghanistan ....
 

Tell him if he wants to come to AMERICA then he must serve a tour
in OUR military...

Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it......

After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.....

He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal resident.....

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a
solution for the troops in Afghanistan and the aliens trying
to make a better life for themselves....

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Afghanistan anyway, without the
canteen, rifle or ammo.....

Problem solved.....

If you think this is a good solution to both the problems, forward it
to your friends.
I DID...
Joe Kleinsmith
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Re: Not Politically Correct - So What
« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2010, 01:31:46 pm »
I saw a Democrat fall in the Rio Grande River this morning at 8 AM.
 
 Being a responsible citizen, I immediately informed emergency services.
 
 It's now 4 PM and they still haven't responded.
 
 I'm beginning to think that I wasted a stamp!
 

Joe Kleinsmith
All State VFW Post 1716 Cmdr (1998-2000)
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