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Advice on Four Hour Erections
« on: September 07, 2017, 04:36:01 pm »
Advice on Four Hour Erections

I've always wondered about those ads.  You've seen all the commercials.  But what really happens when you ask for help with an erection lasting more than 4 hours?
 
I walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.  The woman I was speaking with said she was the only pharmacist and since she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees.  She asked if she could help me. I said that I really would have preferred to speak with a male pharmacist.  She assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism.
 
I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, "As a shy man, this is tough for me to discuss, but here goes.  I get erections every day that last more than four hours. This condition causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment.  I was wondering what you could give me for it?"
 
The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister." When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can do:
 
* 1/3 ownership in the store,
 
*  A company pickup truck,
 
* A king size bed and
 
* $3,000 a month in living expenses.
Joe Kleinsmith
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