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Jokes / Re: Sex - Part 2
« Last post by DoggyDaddy on October 11, 2017, 12:31:40 am »
We Met at the Bar
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen here, good looking.. I will screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, their place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on...It doesn't matter to me. I just love it."
His eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding... I'm in Government too. Are you federal or state? 
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For Veterans: VFW Texas / Re: Last goodbye to a Vietnam Solder
« Last post by bayouboy.ford on October 03, 2017, 09:45:23 am »
Services will be held at the National cemetery here in Houston on Friday 10/6/2017.  Time to be determined.


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For Veterans: VFW Texas / Last goodbye to a Vietnam Solder
« Last post by bayouboy.ford on October 03, 2017, 09:42:52 am »
First, I would like to thank all of you who have served our country proud.  I would like to share the passing of my Father Wayne Ford a member of the 23rd Americal 1st infantry division in Vietnam from 1969-1970.  It would be nice to have a proper military honors burial with the presence of fellow military support.  Please assist.  Thank you, David Ford.


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Jokes / Re: Drinking and Driving
« Last post by DoggyDaddy on September 13, 2017, 04:51:49 pm »
FRIDAY'S BIKE RIDE.

I went to the liquor store on Friday afternoon on my bicycle; bought a bottle of wine and put it in the bicycle basket.

As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle might break. What a waste!

So I drank all the wine before I cycled home.

It turned out to be a very good decision because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.
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2015 hey?  When can I get one here in Illinois?
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General VFW Topics / Re: Burial in a National Cemetery
« Last post by ivetret on September 13, 2017, 04:04:00 pm »
Pre-Need Burial Eligibility Determination for National Cemetery

The form can be downloaded at:
https://www.cem.va.gov/CEM/pre-need/

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Jokes / Advice on Four Hour Erections
« Last post by DoggyDaddy on September 07, 2017, 04:36:01 pm »
Advice on Four Hour Erections

I've always wondered about those ads.  You've seen all the commercials.  But what really happens when you ask for help with an erection lasting more than 4 hours?
 
I walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.  The woman I was speaking with said she was the only pharmacist and since she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees.  She asked if she could help me. I said that I really would have preferred to speak with a male pharmacist.  She assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism.
 
I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, "As a shy man, this is tough for me to discuss, but here goes.  I get erections every day that last more than four hours. This condition causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment.  I was wondering what you could give me for it?"
 
The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister." When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can do:
 
* 1/3 ownership in the store,
 
*  A company pickup truck,
 
* A king size bed and
 
* $3,000 a month in living expenses.
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When I was banned, I was given a letter, no mention of the reason for the ban, but said I could attend the meetings, of which I have no desire to do so being the treatment I received there last year when I was in good standing for 6 years prior and attending every meeting and volunteered my time.
As I recall, a Member in Good Standing (Owes no debts) can NOT be banned or restricted from Post Meetings.  But he can only speak IF recognized by the Comdr. I'm RVing and do not have my VFW By-Laws book with me to quote the section and paragraph.
Can someone help me out with this???
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Well when I had the meeting with District Commander, Post Commander on the issues they also had a mediator, (Former State Commander), and of course he told them the bar tenders did not have to serve me and it takes a majority vote to ban someone, (which they did get the majority vote, I was outvoted by 2), but 3 of those members that voted agaisnt me can not/have not provided their DD214's to show their eligibility. 2 of the hold seats!

One of them claim's Viet Nam veteran, but in 1975, he was only 17, and joined the Army and claimed he was sent to Viet Nam. My understanding is Viet Nam last troop pull out was April 1975. So how can this guy join later than April 1975, and get deployed to Viet Nam?

I brought up the fact, (prior to my banning), questioning certain individuals are were made VFW General Members when not even vetted, just to gain memberships.

All this I wrote all the way to National Commander because the chain was not working.

When I was banned, I was given a letter, no mention of the reason for the ban, but said I could attend the meetings, of which I have no desire to do so being the treatment I received there last year when I was in good standing for 6 years prior and attending every meeting and volunteered my time.
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Don't feel like a virgin.  Been there, done that but I had better results. 

You have to use the National By-Laws to the letter when dealing with a corrupt VFW leadership or they will use it against you. It is for that reason members need to know the Nat'l By-Laws and Ritual, along with their Dept, District, Council and Post By-Laws and Demeters. (If it is not covered in the By-Laws, Demeters rules).
First off VFW Nat'l By-Laws direct and explain the proper procedures to ban a person. Unless you received banning from Department or National, there is a possibility it was illegal.

I was Post QM and I reported to District Cmdr illegal gambling, violation of ABC & IRS laws, violation of VFW Ritual (Meetings), among other things.  After 9 months, Dist Cmdr reported to Dept who sent Inspector to meeting who reported it was a 3 ring circus. Then Dist appointed 5 Past Dist Cmdrs to investigate charges and do interviews.  Resulting in Post being put on suspension for 3 months and under control of the Dist Investigators.  Results were Post Cmdr and elected officers not allowed to hold VFW positions for 3 years. None were ever removed from office allowing Cmdr to get Past Cmdrs cap. 
I transferred to another Post 14 miles away to allow them to lick their wounds but attended their Post Meetings to be visible. Later I was elected as Cmdr of County Council and Cmdr of my own Post.  The click of my old corrupt post banned me from their club (Cantine) but they could not stop me from attending their Post meetings (VFW By-Laws).
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